Existence Simulator

Y'all, home ownership under age 30 is possible. The hustle is real though:

1. Rush early tech job, doomscroll/cry up to about 125 missed ops then snap buy candles to stay at low anx. Coffee yes, all other comfort items no for now.
2. When first tech job hiring gets to 80% spam doomscroll on keyboard (any key works so I mash "asdf" with left hand) whilst spamming "cry" on mouse. You should be up to cry in the mid-400s. Insta-buy flowers after getting hired to pin anxiety at 0 for next phase.
3. Should have about 5k missed ops. If you hit 21, buy cannabis and smoke it then read until you gen ~1 knowledge/turn. Most of your missed ops need to go into the next step so burn as few as possible on reading and work.
4. Rush blog, ignore podcast. Blog gens plenty of influence until late game. Burn every bit of missed ops on blog posts and get all blog upgrades.
5. Rush advanced tech job, do the same trick as with first tech job but buy all the other comfort objects to stay pinned at 0. If you're anything above 0, you effed up but you can buy clicker game and salvage the run if you want.
6. Mash freelance until you run out of cash, switch to missed ops when you're at about 50 missed ops, then straight back to freelance. Do this until you hit $675/s from blogs alone.
7. Turn off automation, keep writing blogs with missed ops until 419k, buy house 8 minutes later.